I came up with a great theory today.If you’ve ever noticed the Dutch are a very tall race. This is because they cycle big bikes, which stretch their legs. Also because they live below sea level they are always having to stretch themselves to see over the dykes. That’s why they’re so tall. All that stretching.
Oh, and there are loads of spiders in Holland too. But that’s got nothing to do with them being tall.
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