Well, Hush My Mouth!

Only this morning I was hopping about on the empty promenade of Ismalia marina, having been left behind by the rally. We'd been woken up at 5am only to be told that our pilot wouldn't be turning up till ten. After our last experience of that ungrateful arse of a pilot Liz and I had said that whoever came on-board as our pilot for the second day would not get any more than $10 baksheesh. A kick in the bollocks would also be offered if any objection was raised over the sum of our present.