Today was a simple day sail with me and a whole load of girls. Excellent! Always guaranteed to cause a stir in the marina, especially with it being such a hot day and much suntan lotion being applied to semi-naked bodies. Of course I am not interested in this kind of thing you understand. I’m a respectable young chap with a beautiful girlfriend. I’m just doing my duty to the local community.
Still, you can’t beat having a 6ft Swiss blonde in her bikini doing the washing up for you in the galley!