FTB People: Nazar 72

"I Nazar seven two. Maybe you want diesel? Maybe wash boat?" With a sideways, rolling nod, he proffered a flimsy business card. Maybe, I thought, taking it from him. His anxious expression relaxed, and a brief smile smoothed his shiny face.
April 23rd, 2015|ftb people|2 Comments

The Complete Guide For Liveaboards In South India

Everything you ever wanted to know about living aboard in south India, including visas, checking in and our, Kochi Marina and resources around Cochin town. Includes a Google map for reference.
February 26th, 2013|log|6 Comments

Black Dog – A Real Indian Scotch Whisky?

One frustrating aspect of living in India is the lack of decent booze. Rum is in abundance, but it can be quite sweet; wine is available with just three labels worth talking about, but their flavour does not justify the price; and as for the whisky... The only way I can describe Indian whisky is 'caramalised fire-water'.
January 8th, 2013|testing testing|8 Comments

Millie The Cat In The News

Yesterday we were visited by a camera crew. Apparently, in our absence over the summer, they ran a story on Nazer, the man who looks after our cat, Millie, whilst we were back in the UK. Yesterday they returned for a follow-up story, so you should see us all in the news very soon - if you live in Kerala, that is! Below is the original story that ran some time this summer. I'm pleased to say those awful blue tarps are now off as we busy ourselves for our departure to the Maldives early next year.
November 30th, 2012|log|17 Comments

Certificate Day For The Kids

[S02E11] Next week we head off on our classic Golden Triangle, where we'll get to see the Taj Mahal and all those wonderful cities in Rajasthan. Before we do that, we head down to the backwaters of the south Cochin and rewards the youngsters for their sailing skills. We also get to meet a group of teenagers busily revising for an important exam.
April 13th, 2012|podcast|1 Comment

Can Tea Cure Everything?

[S02E10] Tea may be the calming cuppa we need after an extremely frustrating visit to an Ayurvedic spice plantation. Ayurveda is the alternative medicine passed down through generations of Indians. Sadly many have a complete blind faith in it, believing basil can cure cancer, for example. We debunk the wild claims of Ayurveda.
April 6th, 2012|podcast|6 Comments

Storm Brewing Over Cochin

It's a bit early but the storms have started brewing over Cochin. I remember two years ago sailing from Goa to Cochin having to motor straight through some nasty weather and seeing lightning like you see in this video clip. Around the one minute mark you'll see it's just like someone turning the kitchen light on and off. It feels like monsoon is just around the corner.
April 2nd, 2012|video clips|0 Comments

Cardamom From Munnar

[S02E09] From one hill station in Tamil Nadu to another in Kerala. Instead of clouds we're surrounded by cardamom, coffee... and cobras.
March 30th, 2012|podcast|0 Comments

Excuses, Excuses

[S02E03] We have been so busy this week that we've not completed editing our next adventure, which takes us into the Western Ghats mountain range. In this podcast we offer a couple of poor excuses but round it off with some great news...
February 3rd, 2012|podcast|1 Comment

The Backwaters of Allepey

[S02E02] Lonely Planet has this down as a must-do before you die, and having spent a couple of days on the backwaters of Allepey, we concur. This is a bird-watchers and fish-eaters paradise. We take a gentle motor through the backwaters, viewing sunken rice fields and people-watching the locals as they go about their business on the famous river banks of Kerala.
January 27th, 2012|podcast|1 Comment

#TreeTuesday – Bolgatty Palace

A view of the sunset from Bolgatty Island, where we live.
November 8th, 2011|photography|1 Comment

Two Beach Birthdays

Our autumn series of followtheboat posts take us to the Himalayas. It’s an exhausting trek into the moody, cloud-covered mountains, but before we head north we’re going to take two weekend breaks on the beach in Kerala. Stupidly we booked our driver through the same company who arranged our fateful Western Ghats adventure. And guess who our driver was? Yep, the very same chap who claimed never to have had an accident in 21 years of driving, forgetting the accident Liz and I were involved in within 20 minutes of jumping into his car on our first trip (I think the definition of an accident in India has to include at least one fatality)
October 7th, 2011|log|1 Comment

Final Sailing Today Six-Parter Published

The last instalment of our six-part story of our trip from Turkey to India has been published in Sailing Today. Over the last year our story of the Vasco Da Gama rally, including our passage through Pirate Alley and across the Arabian Sea to India, has been serialised in British sailing magazine, Sailing Today. In this story we make our way down from Goa to Kochi with friends Emma and Katie straight through some nasty storms, signalling the beginning of monsoon. Sailing Today Issue 171 is out now and is also available online.
June 21st, 2011|press|0 Comments

Coloured Chicks

Dyed chicken, anyone? This photo was taken one Saturday afternoon on our way to the Arattupuzha Pooram elephant festival at a temple in Kerala. Elephant photos are so cliché so how about one of imbued infant avians instead? You've gotta love that one lonesome red chick!
May 13th, 2011|pic of the day|0 Comments

Ricky Ticky Tavi

My Mum and Dad have been on at me for not writing anything since we left Turkey, but I've been busy, and they write so much there's nothing left for me to write about. They even stole my favourite topic, FISH, and wrote about all their fishing successes. What they failed to mention, of course, is how I actually lure the fish to Esper with my witchy, feline, telepathic senses, so all their successes are really mine. Anyway, here are my initial impressions of India. Damn snakes.
May 9th, 2011|cat a log|0 Comments

The Day I Almost Bought A Goatherd’s Son

Today I had an encounter I will never forget. Meet Chella Duri, a goatherder from Tamil Nadu, working in the neighbouring state of Kerala. He earns as much in a month as we spend on an evening out, but I'm not asking for your pity, just a few moments to listen to what he had to say when he heard that I was a rich westerner living on a boat in Cochin...
April 14th, 2011|meeting new people|11 Comments

Munnar Munnar – Do Doo Da Doo Doo

Munnar is a corner of Kerala that's tucked away in the mountain peaks of tea plantations and lush green valleys. Miles and miles of strange looking tea trees, interspersed with cardamom bushes and coffee trees, provide great walks and views not seen anywhere else in this mainly tropical state. In this post Liz provides some insight into these wonderful valleys, and throws in a visit to a tea factory.
April 7th, 2011|log|8 Comments

Eerily Familiar Kodaikanal

We've now left Madurai and we take you up into the mountains. Kodaikanal is an old hill station in the Western Ghats and at over 2,000m it is cool, quiet and peaceful, the perfect juxtaposition to Madurai, that mad and crazy city in the plains. This mountain village offers some of the best views of the Ghats and this little post provides photographic and video evidence of exactly how English some of the countryside looks. Think Lake District in the autumn...
March 31st, 2011|log|1 Comment

Kids Of Kerala Are Certified!

A few weeks ago I received an invite to attend the Kerala Watersports Sailing Organisation Certificate Awards. I'd already met Captain Jolly Thomas who is the man responsible for teaching young children how to sail their little, second-hand Optimist dinghies. In a country that has no real sailing heritage and with next to no funds Jolly has achieved the near-impossible by creating a small but successful sailing club for children. Set up as a charitable organisation the least I could do was attend the ceremony and maybe invite a couple of other western sailors to join me. Terry of 'Roam II' and Brian and Maureen of 'Suryana' came along to give their support.
February 1st, 2011|meeting new people|7 Comments

The Sooner These Miserable Sods Leave, The Better

A number of boats have turned up recently, heading west. Never before have I met such a miserable bunch of sailors. I thought it was just me but this morning a friend of ours who was cleaning her boat asked "What is it about these people?" They simply cannot bring themselves to say 'hello'." She is a cheery lady who could make even Scrooge smile. What do you think? Let us know.
January 30th, 2011|rants|9 Comments