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VALENTINE’S SPECIAL

Text Box: BE MY VALENTINE
(With love from me to me)

So here comes the time when lovers woo
But I’m on my own, how about you?
I think I’ll buy myself a rose
And write myself some pretty prose
I’ll take myself out for a romantic meal
And get dressed up, it’s not a big deal
I’ll look at myself by candlelight
(And try not to give myself a fright!)
I’ll toast myself with a glass of wine
And ask me if I’ll always be mine
“I really love you” I’ll tell myself
“You’re really NOT up on the shelf”
No, when it comes to Valentine’s Day
I’ll want to go out with my friends to play
So I’ll go and party and have a dance
Maybe THIS year I’ll have half a chance

Jan of ‘Luturna’

To Dottie, Lots of kisses and mucky stuff to the best crumpet in the world. From the best geezer in the world - guess who? xxxxxx

 

Oh I like it!!!

 

Ich danke meinem Schatz für die schönen Segeljahe ganz herzlich. Ich danke auch für all netten und lieben Leute die ich hier kennen gelernt habe und mir Liebe und Freundschaft entgegen gebracht haben.

 

Paul, Love you always. Judy xxxx

 

For the world you are someone, but for me you are the world.

 

I love all the girls/women that are 'unknown' but there! I wish nothing but pleasure! C.Rob

 

To the captain of my arc. Love you always. From you precious crew xxx

 

I pledge not to fall asleep during.....

 

Great Valentine day to all of you. Kind regards from Luce (we will leave the harbour on 5th Feb)

 

Hello Bettine! Pink Panther will sail to the end of the world - but only with you! I love you!

 

Dear Robert, will you be my valentine? I'll make it worth while!! Helena

 

1st mate, I know the shackle's stuck, it's how I like it, you F.T. Captain Chaos

 

Alle onskes en rigtig god Valentins aften. Hilsen danskevne. DK.

 

You're long and skinny and covered in rust, weigh 32 tonnes but baby you're a must. My Chagazee

 

To Judy, after 35 years you still let me think I am in charge.

 

Kadriye, please be my waitress xx

 

I promise to remain be faithful. Anon.Before I

met Jim he was pretty grim. After ravishing him for a while all he could do was smile. Love always, Trish.

 

My dearest Lyra, You are my Northern Light. Love forever, Wiggy xxXxx

 

Karen, You are everyone’s Queen but to me you are my princess. Paul

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, Lea I think you're great, I really like you. xxxx

 

Si ev vi hev igen. DK

Sweet Rachel, you can always have the coco off my nuts!

 

To FC, "Just a little lovin' early in the morning, followed by breakfast in bed, dust me down and start all over again". From your Valentine

 

To LMHM - U Rock My Boat - Mrs Diddley

 

To Wolfie, You have always been my Valentine. Kitton

 

Oh halllooow. My name’s Barbra S…

 

Wiggy, Wiggy, Wiggy. Lyra, Lyra, Lyra. I love you!

 

To a girl, Give me your heart, Cos I need you, And you need me. From a boy

 

Give me a kiss and I’ll lend you my memory stick. G of R

 

Captain Sunshine in his celestial wanderings has found a new star. Would you Adam and Eve it?

 

 

 

 

I love Scouse chef! xx

 

Grandads do it for me

 

For Pete (Roseanne): Roses are red, violets are blue, I know you like sheep, but I love EWE! Love Dottie. PS Get your finger out and make an honest woman of me soon!! xxx

Hey Dark and Glinty. Do the collar and cuffs match?

 

Trishy Wishy, why are you so dishy? xxxx Willy

 

I love you! But when you look up remember who's captain!

You all know me as the outgoing girl in the bar but sometimes being a solo sailor can be lonely.

 

Is there an Adam out there to bowl this Eve over?

 

From Eve of ‘Eve’