Marmaris  Yacht Marina Restaurant

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday - Hamsi night

Friday - Happy Meal

 

 

 

 

 

Traditional Christmas Dinner will be served from 12pm till 9pm on Christmas Day

On this day in history

A new and successful newspaper was launched by ninja publishers in the Marmaris area of southern Turkey.  Readership has been projected to reach 250 for the first issue and creep up to 257 by the second edition.  Talks are already underway with Robert Maxwell who is known to be interested in this young and vibrant company of creative yachtspersons.

Knot of the week

The Single Bow Shoelace

 

Confessions

As I was parking my boat in my driveway, I swerved to avoid a pensioner that wasn’t there when I last looked.  I scraped the gelcoat off the rear end and dented my pride.  Imagine my embarrassment when I discovered it was my husband who had got off the boat to take my lines.

 

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Social Calendar

 

Bowling                                     18th Dec

Christmas Eve party              24th Dec

Public flogging                        25th Dec

Boxing day                               26th Dec

Sunday                                       Sunday

New years party                       31st Dec

Happy Hour                            Every day

Recover from hangover        Every Saturday

 

Across

1.   Haphazard, slide (6,7)

8.   Except (3)

9.   Acquisition of knowledge (9)

10. Dogvane (8)    

11. Opposed to (4)

13. Continue to be (6)

14. Highly ------? (6)

16. Solitary (4)

17. Lots of love, on 14th (8)

20. Disraeli's opponent (9)

21. Brother of George (3)

22. Singer of “Dominique” (3,7,3)

Down

1.   Addiction (5)

2.   Film with Jodie Foster (6,3,4)

3.   Kind of eel (8)

4.   Heads (6)

5.   Style (4)

6.   Method of fixing an unknown point (13)

7.   Continuously (7)

12. Source of caviar (8)

13. ------- My Fire? (7)

15. Be owned (6)

18. Fizzy Italian Town (4)

19. Intense desire (5)

Crossword No.1 By Queenie

Dunroamin’

There was an American, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Chinaman, a Jew, a Catholic, a Cripple, a Maltese, a German, a Slovakian, a Spaniard, a Turk, a Lesbian, an Eskimo, a Philippino, an Indian, a Greek and someone from every other country not already mentioned.  They all fell over and there was no-one left to laugh at them.  What a pity.  But at least no-one was insulted.

This is a spare part for those of you who need one.  If you want to use it for working out answers to the crossword clues you can.  Otherwise you can tear it out and use it for toilet paper.  If you collect this section from all the next issues you will end up with lots of bits of paper which you can trade in for some extra space onboard.  You bought the paper, it’s up to you what you do with it.

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Lucky Charms

 

Lucky Knot                Sheetbend

Lucky Cheese             St Agur

Lucky Rope                Running Backstay

Lucky Organ              The Spleen

Lucky Sail                   Main Topgallant

Lucky Day  Today

Lucky Fish                 The one that got away

Lucky Wind                A light southerly

Lucky Typeface          Garamond

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